America's nightmare may finally have met its end

Is MAGA finally over?

The “finding out” part of “FAFO” we’ve been hoping for has arrived as the tide certainly seems to be turning against Trump, with many of his biggest supporters suddenly abandoning him in the wake of the Iran conflict. Which of course has led the rest of us to ask, What the hell took you so long?

There’s an internet full of Trump’s transgressions for anyone to see in chronological order, but those of us who’ve been around from the moment he descended that gold escalator in June 2015 to fling his loaded diaper all over our political norms have never once stopped telling the truth about him.

Which is why he blocked me in August 2015. It took me roughly two months of tweeting the truth at him to get there, so it was well earned, my friends. Here’s the screenshot from the day it happened.

It wasn’t illegal for him to block me then, but it became unconstitutional in January 2017 when it turned into a president blocking a citizen. And he’s never unblocked me. I’m all of five feet tall, and I weigh maybe 106, so if that big galoot in the big shiny suit can’t handle me, how does anyone think he’s capable of running a faucet, let alone the country?

The media capitulated, and the Republican Party dropped to its knees as soon as the Russians hacked the RNC and DNC servers, which is exactly when MAGA culture started taking over the GOP.

You can go back and literally see them falling to him like dominoes, capitulating tweet by tweet, until he became the nominee.

But lately, as MAGA financially feels the pinch of Trump’s arbitrary tariffs and no one understands why the US is bombing Iran while he keeps posting AI pictures of himself as Jesus--oh, I’m sorry, I mean DOCTOR JESUS--we’re finally seeing cracks in the cult. And there are still those pesky Epstein Files that just won’t go away, no matter how many time

Tucker Carlson, who called the convicted felon adjudicated rapist Epstein Bestie “a wonderful person” at the Republican National Convention on the same night Trump accepted the GOP nomination for the third time, has made an “apology” for voting for Trump. That landed about as well as most things from the self-important frozen foods heir who only recently removed the silver spoon from his mouth to give to his son, Buckley, to use as a pacifier while working in JD Vance’s office. Apparently precious special snowflake Buckley felt slighted by his treatment at the White House--maybe they made him do actual work or something, it’s unclear--and so he got his daddy to fight his battle for him.

Buckley even said he doesn’t know “a single person” who doesn’t feel betrayed by Trump.

Tucker is just one of many MAGA media figures who’ve suddenly started saying *GASP* truthful things about Trump. Megyn Kelly, Alex Jones, and Candace Owens have also declared they’ve reached their tipping points after years of looking the other way and Trumpsplaining his behavior as something to admire, rather than mock.

Once you publicly turn on Trump, you can expect his wrath. It’ll come in a long, rambling Truth Social post written at 3:12 a.m., because he’s sundowning and his Circadian rhythms are all kaflooey (yes, that’s a medical term). Don’t expect new material from the unfunniest person who’s ever lived, he’ll just recycle his old hits from 2016.

“They have one thing in common, low IQs,” Trump said of his new critics, also calling them “stupid people.”

Yeah, the projection language part of his brain is still working.

Other MAGA influencers are trying to figure out how to manage this because there’s still plenty of money to grift from the cult.

If you have your MAGA scorecard handy, you need to cross out the spot where you thought Joe Rogan had finally come out of his basement studio to see the light about Trump, but then he went right back in once he found out Trump was willing to keep making him rich by possibly funding psychedelic therapy. Not a guarantee, because Trump never keeps promises, but enough to change Rogan’s tune and quit questioning Trump’s mental health or why we’re in Iran.

Others aren’t as easily spooked, however. MAGA is now questioning whether Trump is taking orders from Netanyahu to bomb Iran. That’s almost it--they’re both war criminals owned by Putin who want to flatten Gaza and turn it into the Atlantic City of the Middle East, and they’re ready to install Jared Kushner as their Nucky Thompson, just far less likable.

The ceasefire that isn’t a ceasefire isn’t ceasing, and they don’t like it.

But wait, there’s more!

MAGA is now also finding the whole Butler assassination attempt thing super sus.

Was it the ear that was never shot that gave it away, or what? Let’s see what major MAGAt Tim Dillon now “thinks,” since that’s not a natural default setting for him.

Trump’s remaining loyalists are now facing the choice of being tied to him as the Trumptanic sinks, or pulling themselves up on a life raft in the wake of their glorious loss in Virginia Tuesday night.

When cults end, it’s usually because their leader has seen the writing on the wall and has to figure out an escape plan. We can only hope MAGA won’t go out in Koresh or Branch Davidian style, because no one should have to die for Trump. But we also don’t have to forgive them if and when they finally turn their backs on Trump, because they were a huge part of the problem all along. If they’re still denying the Epstein Files and the results of the 2020 election, they’re not fully reformed. And there’s still the matter of getting all Trump loyalists out of our government for good.

Get your popcorn ready, my friends. Things will keep going our way. Let’s watch!